Bad Jokes
hypertroll: I might not watch Wimbledon this year, it’s always a bit hit-and-miss.
Me: Yeah, same with me and the Tour de France - it’s up and down, really. Highs and lows.
hypertroll: I always feel as if i should be nice about the Formula 1 drivers. After all, what goes around, comes around.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
The Dangers of Bread
- More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread-eaters.
- 50 percent of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
- More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
- Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and osteoporosis.
- Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.
- Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
- Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jam, peanut butter and even honey.
- Most American bread-eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
Shocking, isn’t it?
